February 2012
5 posts
how I get out of stuff
are you registered to vote? “I’m not a US citzen :( srry”
(stealing transportation) do you have your ticket? [act special ed until they go away]
walking into Costco without a membership card. “OHH..my mom is in there I’m just bringing her her wallet” …..(buy cheap food at food court and eat free samples)
FORGETTING somebodies name “excuse me :)...