how I get out of stuff

are you registered to vote? “I’m not a US citzen :( srry”

(stealing transportation) do you have your ticket? [act special ed until they go away]

walking into Costco without a membership card. “OHH..my mom is in there I’m just bringing her her wallet” …..(buy cheap food at food court and eat free samples)

FORGETTING somebodies name “excuse me :) how do you spell your name?”

them: its Tim..T-I-M..??

getting called on in french class: “mumble the WHOLE sentence” they’ll never know

messing up somebodies drink at work. “ohh I’m sorry :) today is my first day”

getting a traffic ticket. [show cop your TITS] just kidding…it never works

but I really do wish tits could solve my problems.